لطيفه : «قديمي ترين حرفه تخصصي»
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| عنوان | قديمي ترين حرفه تخصصي |
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| فرستنده لطيفه | وبلاگ انديشه |
| متن کامل لطیفه | physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.
The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The civil engineer interrupted, and said, "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong: mine is the oldest profession in the world."
The consultant leaned back in her chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"
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مطالب مرتبط
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It means consaltant's preofession is creating chaos!?d
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fine
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ديكشنري ندارم
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It was good , funny and a bit irelevant. but thanks any way. send us more
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I am a sales consultant honor all of my advisers manipulated
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Would somebody please translate this joke to simple Farsi words?
Thanks a lot
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چي وگويي؟ من نَوَفهميدم!!!
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